Last Day.

We had a pizza fest in tuition today.

Kai ♥

HAPPY 28th!



I'm sorry I couldn't find any decent pictures of your face. Your eyebrows are always so fucking low that I can't even figure out where your eyes start and end.

Don't let the other boys tempt you to drink and smoke again. Stay away from the dark side and keep drinking apple juice all right?

And I just want you to know that no one else pwns the drums as much as you.

Oh Lawd Gawd.

MAMA PRODUCERS, THIS IS A CONSPIRACY.

Don't say you'll bring Jay back if you can't. I'm so fucking sick these empty promises.

WTF-ness.

KUALA LUMPUR, Oct 22 (Bernama) -- A premature baby boy was delivered on board an AirAsia flight last night, 30 minutes after the aircraft left Bayan Lepas Airport in Penang.

The flight AK5606 was on its way to Kuching but had to reroute to the Low Cost Carrier Terminal (LCCT) in Sepang when a pregnant passenger told crew members she was in labour pains.

Liew Siaw Hsia, 31, gave birth through the normal delivery to a premature but healthy boy, who became the first born in an AirAsia aircraft.

Edd Razhe, the personal assistant to the AirAsia chairman, said when the pilot was informed of the emergency, he contacted the control tower requesting a reroute to LCCT.

"The ambulance was already at the airport to take the woman and her baby to Putrajaya Hospital," he said when contacted here, today.

Edd said a doctor only known as Ronald helped deliver the baby.

He added although it was an emergency, situation in the aircraft was normal and under control.

AirAsia Berhad chief operating officer Datuk Tony Fernandes, who is in Bangkok, Thailand, would be back in Kuala Lumpur to celebrate the arrival of the first born at Putrajaya Hospital.

AirAsia will provide a lifetime of free flights to both Liew and her son to all destinations.

OMG FUCKING HELL.

AirAsia will provide a lifetime of free flights to both Liew and her son to all destinations.

Did you read that?!

AIRASIA WILL PROVIDE A LIFETIME OF FREE FLIGHTS TO BOTH LIEW AND HER SON TO ALL DESTINATIONS.

I think I just about died. I mean, the woman just HAPPENED to be in labour pains on the damn plane. She didn't even give birth in it!! The plane touched down and she was sent to the hospital and the baby was delivered there, NOT IN THE BLOODY FUCKING PLANE.

AND JUST BECAUSE SHE HAD BLOODY LABOUR PAINS IN A PLANE, SHE IS ENTITLED TO A LIFETIME OF FREE FLIGHTS.



Fuck you Tony Fernandes, you bloody bastard. Eat shit and die. Curse you and your effing AirAsia to hell. To hell, you hear me?! What were you on? Any pregnant woman can have labour pains in a fcking plane okay?

A+ and a gold star for you Tony. You're my new hero.


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On the other hand, Jay is gonna be appearing in KBS Sunday Night on the 25th! I can't wait! Finally gonna see my baby boy's little face. He's gonna talk about his true feelings and whatnot and yay finally he's speaking up!! Omg I'm practically pissing myself. So freaking happy I could kill a bitch.



Don't actually like the KBS' way of persuading him though. They crossed an ocean, stalked the kid in a B-boy convention and camped outside his house when he rejected the interview. I should give some credit to these people, really. They're so bloody dedicated in getting him to speak. But just leave the poor boy alone, k. That stud muffin is doing fine.

But still, I love you so fcking much KBS.




SPM in 26 more days. ARGHHH BRB STARING AT MY PUKE IN THE TOILET BOWL

Few Words.

Dream Concert 09.



That empty space in the middle totally breaks my heart. And the fans cheering Park Jaebum the whole way through got me down too.



And also what is up with all those hideous bowl cuts?! I thought Korea already had had enough of that shitty hairstyle and let's face it, none of us are actually avid fans of it. Jesus just cut your hair will you Taec? You can't ever look sexy with hair like that. I think only Wooyoung looks reasonably cute in the above picture when compared to the others. Nickhun can't pull the bowl cut hairstyle off perfectly even though he's the prince of the team.

Wtf, JYP stylists, wtf. Good thing Jay wasn't there, I'll probably puke down my lappie if he had hair like that too.

Also.

Will someone cut this tranny bitch for me please?



Bloody hell. What is up with the way he's sitting?! And I hate his fugly octopus hair. It's like his hair during the NLSG era. Uru I love you but you seem to look more and more like a bitch every damn time. A pretty bitch. Eat shit and go to hell.



And there is something distressingly wrong with Kai's hair. I refuse to elaborate. I thought it was sexy before but I don't now.

I watched the Before I Decay PV, love the song but don't really dig the PV. Cause this image marred my obsession with Ruki.



Honestly, can he get any fatter than that?! Just get plastic surgery and suck all that fat off your neck, baby. I think his fanbase decreased by 80% after PSC released this PV for public viewing.

Sorry.

My grandma passed away today at 8.00 am.

I'm sorry I didn't get to know her better.

Of Sky Banners.

This has got to be the

AWESOMEST. FECKIN. SHIT. EVAR.

ksdkfs;fklsjflaohfihalzs;

I can't believe the fans paid 2000 bucks for this shit to be flown around Seattle for 2 hours JUST TO GET JAY TO SEE IT. Omg mbcdhkfdhg I cannot get over this and how obsessive the fans are in their mission to get Jay back. I mean, he knows already that we all want him back like crazy. So this sky banner thing is such a bloody waste of kachings. 2000 bucks can buy me sechs with Taecyeon. I wouldn't wanna give up sechs with beast!Taec for a message that is already known and publicized so kua changly.

However, I have to contradict myself and admit how much I love this sky banner idea. Very sweet. Goes to show how much the fans are willing to sacrifice for him. Don't really dig the message on the banner though. It's like saying "COME BACK JAY OR I KILL U". To me it sounds like a threat? Much prefer it if the banner said "JAY HWAITING". Or "JAY YOU CAN REST ALL U WANT N WHEN YOU DECIDE TO COME BACK YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE SECHS U WAN WITH ME".

Just saying.

If I were Jay, I'd be so damn touched that my knees will quiver like crazy and break on the spot.

That's it. I want a damn sky banner too. When I go off next year, the speshul girls have to send me a sky banner like this.



Then I'll pack my effing bags and go home for sure.