HAPPY 23rd B'DAY JOONGIE
Hate to admit it but you are SO old. Seriously. All the stars in SM right now are like 13 14 years old? See my Taemin is only 16 and yet he's so famous already. So proud of Taeminnie!
But it's okay being old because being old means that you are the greatest sunbae-nim right?! It also means that you can say whatever you want without thinking, like the time you mentioned that you hated the American troops in Korea. Can you spell racist?
AND I AM NOT RACIST
You are so pretty.
Prettier than a thousand Lee Hyoris bound together withduck duct tape. I hate you so much. You are prettier than me and I am not even a boy. Sigh life is just really sad and unfair. Kamisama hates me. Random but my fav new word is kamisama. The way Myv says it just sounds really really smexy :D
You are such a whore.
You are such a whore and I hate you even more. How many times do you get laid in a minute? Geez. Other than this I also learnt that you can't take a single picture and do a single live without shoving your nipples in other people's faces? That is just sad, really. Just stop. PLEASE?
This picture also looks really wrong. Is it just me? And I can't figure out where Joongie's legs go?
LONG LIVE TEH YUNJAE
•••
Also before I forget, GONG XI FA CAI EVERYONE!
Thanks Ma for all the scrumptilicous dishes that you cooked and for all the yummy cakes that you baked. And also the angbao!
PS : Really sorry for this post being the third birthday post in a row. Don't blame me. Blame everyone else for having a birthday.
Hate to admit it but you are SO old. Seriously. All the stars in SM right now are like 13 14 years old? See my Taemin is only 16 and yet he's so famous already. So proud of Taeminnie!
But it's okay being old because being old means that you are the greatest sunbae-nim right?! It also means that you can say whatever you want without thinking, like the time you mentioned that you hated the American troops in Korea. Can you spell racist?
AND I AM NOT RACIST
You are so pretty.
Prettier than a thousand Lee Hyoris bound together with
You are such a whore.
You are such a whore and I hate you even more. How many times do you get laid in a minute? Geez. Other than this I also learnt that you can't take a single picture and do a single live without shoving your nipples in other people's faces? That is just sad, really. Just stop. PLEASE?
This picture also looks really wrong. Is it just me? And I can't figure out where Joongie's legs go?
LONG LIVE TEH YUNJAE
•••
Also before I forget, GONG XI FA CAI EVERYONE!
Thanks Ma for all the scrumptilicous dishes that you cooked and for all the yummy cakes that you baked. And also the angbao!
PS : Really sorry for this post being the third birthday post in a row. Don't blame me. Blame everyone else for having a birthday.
2 cupcakes ♥:
AWW YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD SON IHEARTU.
I knew my love for you would pay off. *pets*
Is Taeminnie ur next target btw cz that would jz make you a huge PEDO. DD:
Haha i swear Yunjae has got to keep the PDAs in private wtf is up with Yunnie sitting on Jae.
Kamisami ftw <3
OMG I KNOW RIGHT?! WHEN IS MY BIRTHDAY. YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME A HUGEASS TRIBUTE ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Cos I'm your favourite son and you know it :DD
No I am not a pedo. He's only a year younger than me and this means that he can sing the Noona Neomu Yeppeo song to me!!
MAKES SENSE DOESN'T IT??
Anyway you have to explain wtf is up with that YunnieJoongieChunnie pic bcos I can't get it? I only can get Chunnie sitting off in the corner with his mouth wide open and Joongie sleeping on his penis. WUT.
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