The Sexiest Daddy Award goes tooooo
*drumroll x8178166716127*
Dooodooodooo! Adeline Jong lar who else?!
HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY SEXY
You are the worst father ever on Earth lar. You should go and take parenting lessons lei! Always abusing me only. EVIL. Like the other day you didn't let me play Tekken until I said Happy Birthday to you like 8712617637153 times. Mean lar! Oh and btw change your hideous PSP strap thingey which says game or something. It was blinding me the whole time I was playing Tekken.
And I just realised also that Omma haven't wish you happy birthday lei. SO I WIN RIGHT?
I also realise that this is our 14th year of friendship. Wootwoot! Next year must go out and celebrate the 15th year lei! Go spa or something and let fishes nibble the dead skin on our feet. When is our anniversary ar?
Let's hope we can get into the same med school.
And go to Japan together.
ILU ADZ
•••
I got my laptop reformatted again but this time I managed to keep all my files. This is thanks to Adz bro who is like the best person in the world k! He only charged RM20 for his service and still save my files for me some more! Unlike the PC Image biatches in Saberkas who just destroy your files in the blink of an eye and charge RM50 for it some more! Jibai man! So rude again. Oy people ask for reformat because they need it ok! Nor for song song go reformat wan la ho! You think people wanna willingly give you RM50 meh!!! Dammit.
That's why I say. Must go to Adz bro, Augustus if wanna do whatever stuff to your computer. Will not rugi wan I tell you.
SEE I AM PROMOTING HIM LEI
And I also hate myself lar! Cos I am soooo itchy hand to install the stupiak patch lar!! I just wanted to make my desktop look like Vista and Mac combined mar.
Oh ya ho I also asked Augustus whether can install Vista instead of XP but he say better not cos my laptop is too slow.
:(
I am very sad.
WARNING : DO NOT EVER PATCH THAT FUCKING SHIT TO YOUR PC OR YOUR PC WILL BE CORRUPTED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT UNTIL CANNOT EVEN LOAD TO THE STARTUP SCREEN
That fucking shit is the UX Theme Multipatcher. Beware. It kills and sucks RM20 out of you.
OMG suddenly I become such a computer geek lar. Eew
PS : Please do not ask me why Adz is my Daddy. I will not answer.
PPS : OMG I BOUGHT KOLO MEE FROM THE HOTTEST PIECE OF SHIT EVER TO EXIST IN THIS PLANET. HE HAD AN EARRING IN ONE EAR *swoon*
*drumroll x8178166716127*
Dooodooodooo! Adeline Jong lar who else?!
HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY SEXY
You are the worst father ever on Earth lar. You should go and take parenting lessons lei! Always abusing me only. EVIL. Like the other day you didn't let me play Tekken until I said Happy Birthday to you like 8712617637153 times. Mean lar! Oh and btw change your hideous PSP strap thingey which says game or something. It was blinding me the whole time I was playing Tekken.
And I just realised also that Omma haven't wish you happy birthday lei. SO I WIN RIGHT?
I also realise that this is our 14th year of friendship. Wootwoot! Next year must go out and celebrate the 15th year lei! Go spa or something and let fishes nibble the dead skin on our feet. When is our anniversary ar?
Let's hope we can get into the same med school.
And go to Japan together.
ILU ADZ
•••
I got my laptop reformatted again but this time I managed to keep all my files. This is thanks to Adz bro who is like the best person in the world k! He only charged RM20 for his service and still save my files for me some more! Unlike the PC Image biatches in Saberkas who just destroy your files in the blink of an eye and charge RM50 for it some more! Jibai man! So rude again. Oy people ask for reformat because they need it ok! Nor for song song go reformat wan la ho! You think people wanna willingly give you RM50 meh!!! Dammit.
That's why I say. Must go to Adz bro, Augustus if wanna do whatever stuff to your computer. Will not rugi wan I tell you.
SEE I AM PROMOTING HIM LEI
And I also hate myself lar! Cos I am soooo itchy hand to install the stupiak patch lar!! I just wanted to make my desktop look like Vista and Mac combined mar.
Oh ya ho I also asked Augustus whether can install Vista instead of XP but he say better not cos my laptop is too slow.
:(
I am very sad.
WARNING : DO NOT EVER PATCH THAT FUCKING SHIT TO YOUR PC OR YOUR PC WILL BE CORRUPTED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT UNTIL CANNOT EVEN LOAD TO THE STARTUP SCREEN
That fucking shit is the UX Theme Multipatcher. Beware. It kills and sucks RM20 out of you.
OMG suddenly I become such a computer geek lar. Eew
PS : Please do not ask me why Adz is my Daddy. I will not answer.
PPS : OMG I BOUGHT KOLO MEE FROM THE HOTTEST PIECE OF SHIT EVER TO EXIST IN THIS PLANET. HE HAD AN EARRING IN ONE EAR *swoon*
6 cupcakes ♥:
Haha..
Hey i not that bad of a parent lar ho =P
You oso the worse son!!!
But then again ur the best son ever =P
And yea lor yea lor thank u for promoting my bro...
And where kolo mee guy????
OMG OMG I SAW THIS FUCKING CUTE GUY AT MY BM TUITION!!
Actually he isnt in my tuition but some teacher
OMG HE LOOK EXACTLY LIKE EUNHYUK OKIE!!
HIS HAIR EXACTLY THE SAME...
except he a lil fatter..
BUT STILL DAM CUTE!!
But thn right..
Only could get like few minutes of him then dunno where he go T.T!!!!!!
Haha I know right. I am the best son in this entire universe. THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD TAKE PAREMTING LESSONS LA
Haha. Next time I got prob I go find your bro. DAMN FUCKING GOOD SERVICE
The kolo mee guy?? HAHA TMRW TELL YOU WHO HE IS. SO FUNNY LA
Your teacher looks like Eunhyuk? Wtf man. You mean the monkey hair wan? WHY SO GOOD WAN YOUR TUITION GOT HOT TEACHER AJHHDSAHJDA
OMG.
UNFAIR THAT YOU GUYS ALL SAW HOT GUYS AND I DIDN'T.
Sigh.
And YAY that u get to keep all your files! And hopefully your laptop does not hafta be reformatted for like the 5th time.
Btw, you should tell everybody exactly why Adz is ur dad and why i am ur mum. BE PROUD OF UR FAMILY OKIE.
:DD
No no my teacher not look like eunhyukk..
A guy that was teaching at same tuition centre look like eunhyuk..
And not the monkey hair de..
The one he in don don time..
OMG DAMN FUCKING CUTE OKIE!!!
Btw i won't be suprise that guy is korean or jap..
Cause he was teaching the lodge kids..
And guess what?
I saw the kids nametag ALL KOREAN NAMES OKIE!!
So i bet he must be korean also...
Or jap..
He doesn't look like from around here..
IM SAD!!
I CAN'T SEE HIM!!!! T.T
And jas is right..
YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOUR FAMILY,MY SON!!! =P
Hi Jas. Nice of you to wish that my lappie wouldn't get reformatted for the fifth time. But I think I got lucky lah.
Cos I bought the stupid Windowblinds 6.02 cd and guess what!! COMPLETELY DID NOT WORK. Fck lei. Then I start becoming itchy hand again and patched my pc.
HAHAHA LUCKILY DIDN"T CORRUPTED LEI!!! So now I can use Vista-like themes. But still kinda mahuan la cos need to ciao so many things.
AND YOU WOULD NEVER BELIEVE WHO SOLD THE KOLO MEE MAN!!!!
To Adz : Damn you la!
I don't think it's Korean. Maybe you are not seeing properly and just imagining things cos you are too jealous that Frans is going to Korea and you're not.
HEHE
Actually if you saw Ruki-lookalike would be better cos Ruki is such a sexy slutty bitchy cookie if compared to Eunhyuk.
TO JAS AND ADZ : BE PROUD OF A DYSFUNCTIONAL BROKEN FAMILY? OMG YOU MUST BE KIDDING ME
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