Monday, April 27, 2009

J-rock Spam.

To Sophia : WAIT FOR THE PICTURES TO LOAD! YOU HAVE TO SEE ALL THE PRETTY BOYS!

Please do not be scrolling down if you don't wanna hate me. I know everyone who reads my blog absolutely loathes it when I put up pictures of j-rockers and spam about how adorable they are. AND I KNOW YOU THINK THEY ARE UGLY

But I don't so imma spam about the PSC Carnival 2009 which happened like 3 months ago. I am so horribly late. I only watched the lives like one week ago wtf man. I am so made of fail.

Anyway someone scanned the PSC booklet and uploaded it up on LJ and I died seeing all of them. Mostly cos most of the candid shots were major wtf. ONLY THE GAZETTE LOOKED ARGUABLY GOOD THE REST JUST LOOKED LIKE SHIT

So. I am warning you. If you are not a fan of these scary visual kei Marilyn Manson wannabes do not freaking scroll down or you will be traumatised deep deep.


/spam


Starting with Screw one of PSC indie bands. Why are they still indie is beyond me. So long they debuted already k! I think 76234754 years ar.


Byou
Why the hell he has to wear the hood. I thought it will be like fcking hot in the arena when he is performing. I will never get his quirkiness.


Jin
Nyaaa! My favourite of the whole band. He is so cute ne! Kissy lips ftw.


Kazuki
Is sooooooo scary I swear. What is with his face! Stalker much? I hate him the most. Geez. If someone makes that kind of face to me I will rip his damn face off.

Kazuki : >DDD


Manabu & Yuuto
I put them together cos they have similar lol-worthy facial expressions.

Manabu : OMG NAKED GACKT OVER THERE
Yuuto : WHERE WHERE

They performed Vegas and the best part was when Byou grabbed his non-existant boob in the starting. And his voice is EXACTLY LIKE RUKI'S. HE ALSO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE RUKI OMG PHOTOSTATED COPY AR



Now SuG whose band name is complete phail btw. It is supposed to be pronounced as "suckggu" as in like thug but with an s? WTF


Chiyu & Yuji
Chiyu is like the best bassist ever to exist in this world. After Reita lar. And Yuji is the baka guitarist who once kept a beetle as a freaking pet and tried to find a mate for it!! I also swear he has ADD worse than Myv.


Masato & Mitsuru
Mitsuru is going to be leaving! Nuuuuuuu. Sob. I bet the new drummer will be some hideous guy who I will never like. Ever. And Maatan has the prettiest smile ever.


Takeru & Byou
They were put together cos they are the vocalists of the n00b indie bands in PSC. I do not want to look at that picture of Takeru because I will get never-ending nightmares of him even in daytime. He is soooo creepy. Byou looks smexy tho.

SuG performed Love Scream Party. Takeru's hand gestures were so cute despite the hideous mass of pink grandma curls on his head. YUCK I WILL NEVER GET OVER THE SHOCK. Also when he ran his hair didn't move! And Chiyu + bass + solo = SEX



Now Alice Nine. Don't like any of their songs so I only watched Rainbows. Which was also pure wtf cos Tora is such a freak and Saga's end bass solo was plain infuriating. Gold stars for Hiropon's pelvic thrusts tho.


Dear Tora. If you get anymore freakier than this I will have to put you in a straightjacket and a white padded room.


Tora & Pon
These are sexy people. Bow down to the sexy people. Tora got freaking nice face shape! I hate his arm cloth thing tho. Pon! Cute but so kek smexy wan.


MAJOR LOL AT SAGA WHO EATS CAT FOOD.

No pictures of Shou and Nao. I don't like Shou because his side profile is so effing gross and disgusting that I cut myself deep deep when I saw it. Will show after the spam ends.



Now The Gazette who apparently performed five songs but I only watched three! Filth in the Beauty was good despite Ruki's non-existant English speaking skills. Leech was the best. And DISCHARGE... was fail. I GOT HEADACHE+MIGRAINE+CANCER AFTER WATCHING IT!!


Ruki
He looks fcking good!! I like. Especially when he walked his entrance part he was like lumbering ok. Damn fat and cute lar. I like this hair so much better than his latest palm tree hair.


See! He is so small and fat like an onigiri! Nomnomnom.


Uruha & Aoi
OMG BLINDED. Uruha is sooooooo super pretty gyahhhh. And Aoi is urm sexy. And old. AOI'S LIPS ARE SOOOO... OMG. I can never look at his lips the same way ever again. THESE ARE TWO OF THE SEXIEST GUITARISTS EVER TO WALK THE FACE OF THIS EARTH. Uruha's awesome guitar skills are also not helping me regain my sight.


Reita & Kai
*dies from teh cute Reita expression* His face so slim lei Jas. And his mouth haha! Damn cute lar. He has the best candids btw. DO WANT. Also why is Reita always so stoic doing his own thing at one corner of the stage! He never even fanservices anyone. Geez. Antisocial! And Kai... is scary. He looks like he's about to eat a bitch. Do not want.


I don't wanna comment on Uruha's face. EW. Someone should remind Uruha to NEVER SMILE BIG BIG. And what exactly is Ruki doing?!! Ki-siawing by himself again or doing a tribal dance? Not sure if I wanna know.



On to Miyavi! Watched Neovisualism. Fail. I hate the stupid Kabuki boys.



Can't believe he is getting married!!! Awesome guitar-slapping skills that even Uruha cannot top. Colourful tights ftw!


/end spam


And this is Shou's side profile!



MAJOR GROSS. IT IS WORSE THAN DIRU'S AGITATED SCREAMS OF MAGGOTS PV.
It took me a million light years to figure out who it was. I thought it was just some random fugly guy. But then it was Shou! I was so shocked cos he has a pretty front! *shudders* I don't like him anymore.




This will be my last post in three weeks due to fckin fckin school exams which I will completely fail because I haven't touched History AT ALL.

Hona.


4 cupcakes ♥:

Jazlyn ☆★ said...

I DUN CARE IF PPL HATE THIS POST BECAUSE I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT.


Okay i dun even noe where to start commenting.

Ruki like seriously cracks me up to death in that tribal dance pic. WTF if it wasn't a fat onigiri doing that i'd SO think he wasn't cute.

And obviously, Uruha x Reita x Aoi <33333333





Kazuki looks like someone who would rape Gackt. Or any J-rocker living on the face of this planet. I can't get the "sugoi sugoi!" part out of my head.


AND CAN I JUST THAT SHOU DOES NOT LOOK THAT BAD. At least better than a vomiting Kyo. AND I STILL CANT GET OVER THAT DISGUSTING PV omg i cant even eat my lunch nemore.

♫ ε m z 小愛™ said...

Haha it's because we are avid J-rocker fangirls that ki-siaw over the slightest thing such as Ruki lumbering up the stage. We have no life I swear. HAHA

I KNOW. HE IS SO CUTE EVEN DOING A KI-SIAW TRIBAL DANCE. LOL. I LOVE. Can you give him to me please????

NU. REITA + AOI = <333 Please minus Uru from the equation. He does not look good AT ALL when he smiles. And AOI'S LIPS = <333

Hahah Cikgu Fatimah is so frickin lucky can.

I dislike Kazuki. I have never seen anyone so perverted in my life before. "AH SUGOI SUGOI" in this frickin high-pitched voice cracked me up like crazy. ALSO WHY DID MANABU LACK REACTION. DID YOU SEE JIN?!! The part he covered his face with the drumsticks sticking out of his fist was uber cute!!

Shou looks bad. Period. Haha I love that PV seiously specially when the girl bit off the maggot's dick. He totally deserved it if you ask me.

Sophia said...

good you know emz and i actually agree, PREEEEEEETTTTYYYYYY boys...sigh.

♫ ε m z 小愛™ said...

RIGHT?! Haha.

But somehow I get this annoying feeling that you're being really sarcastic. The way you super emphasized the PRETTY.