Freakshows.

Have got to be the saddest thing ever I swear. People with very terrible deformities sign themselves up to be laughed and pointed at just for the sake of money. Omg.

I have this weird fascination for sick and twisted things so like the freak that I am, I went and googled the word 'freakshows'. I didn't know what I was getting myself into seriously. I almost wish I didn't google that stupid word. I had nightmares five times in a row last night and didn't even dare to get out of bed to pee.

BUT STILL, I LIKE BEING MORBID.

So I will share with you some of the super famous stars of freakshows. Please do not be eating anything right this moment or I swear you will vomit everything out onto your PC screen. And if you have a weak heart, please do not scroll down. I do not want to be responsible for any deaths. I am too young to go to prison.

Also before calling me a stupid unsympathetic bitch and cursing me to have deformed kids myself, please be reminded that if you do not like what you see then click the exit button thank you.


















































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BETTIE LOU WILLIAMS.

If you are blind and cannot tell what is that thing growing out of her stomach, it is a butt, two legs and an arm with three fingers. Omg. WHAT IS THAT.

Apparently, the thing on Bettie's stomach is her parasitic twin.

I know. Do not say anything.

But I think everyone should be a little jealous of her. Know why?! She makes $250 a week when she was two! When we were two we were still parasites and earning not even a small blob of shit ok. Anyway she died early cos of a broken heart. Her boyfriend used her for money only. Kinda depressing lor. Already got that gross butt on her stomach her boyfriend still wanna cheat her? Also I wonder how she and the boyfriend sex lor. The boyfriend not freaked out by the extra butt, legs and arm in his face meh? If me I die far far away first can.



Satisfied? If not, lets continue.





EW.

Cut me please.

I know it's very mean and evil of me but that is easily the scariest face I've ever seen. It even tops Uruha's face without makeup!

BILL DURKS - THE MAN WITH THREE EYES

The Man with 3 Eyes is his stage name cos the third eye is painted on wan. Bill suffers from frontonasal dysplasia. It is a birth defect that occurs when two halves of an embryo's face fail to come together completely. One eye is blind btw. He didn't join the freakshow till he's in his forties.

Ey don't say ok. This kind of face still can get find char bor can! He married the Alligator Woman of the freakshow. Lol ironic. I totally wonder how their spawn will look like. Talk about bad genes. Better not have baby lar. Scary man. Anyway he died in 1975.



Enough already? Still not enough ar? Like that I put up one more lor.





LUCY ELVIRA JONES

Omg I do not know what to say. She is like freaking double jointed in the knees and wrists and runs around like a dog. Nothing much about her on the site I went to. And I actually thought that Reita's double jointed fingers were extremely sexy. Sigh. I can never look at his fingers the same way again. Reita-san! Please do not be showing any stunts with your fingers anymore.



Ok last one.





BABY VENUS

This one not scary but I find it very fascinating lor. This girl had the body of a fully developed woman by the age of four! Omg she is only four years old! Shocked okay. Anyway she was only in the show business for a short time cos she died when she was 6 years old. Kinda sad lor. Does it mean she got period already ar?


That's it. Wanna see more, go to this site. Just don't start screaming and cursing me though. I warned you already.

And also do not flame me for being a heartless person or whatever cos I did not force you to read this post. In fact I warned you of its contents many times already earlier on. Thank you.


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That was my dinner yesterday. I am so healthy. I eat my greens like the good girl that I am. Yay! I deserve some treats. The whole dish was just greens and mushrooms. Only greens! I spent 20 minutes suffering through it. Sigh. The things I do to lose 1 kg.

Also this morning I watched X-Men Origins : Wolverine. It is like the awesomest thing in this entire world.



Agent Zero above there is so cool! He is so mean though. He is so evil that when he died he still had the nerve to laugh. If me I kisiaw already. He also kill innoncent old people! Bad Zero bad! And Wolverine is like freaking handsome lor. Although his body is kinda gross. Too big and muscular for my taste. The young Scott is so cute!

Anyway buy the DVD and watch! Damn nice movie.



Hona.