Sexy Little Shorties.

EDIT
I am soooo super confused ok. Someone is saying that my beloved husband is a freaking girl, as in literally girl girl. Strong as my belief that my husband is a man, I am starting to doubt myself because he has girlie features. BUT THEN AGAIN RIGHT HIS VOICE IS SOOOO FUCKING LOW AND MAN OK IMPOSSIBLE THAT A GIRL CAN DO THAT KIND OF VOICE LAR HOR!!! OMG WILL HE JUST TAKE OFF HIS PANTS ONCE FOR ME TO CONFIRM WHETHER HE GOT DICK OR NOT?? And if anyone has any info confirming that he is a girl please tell me before I burst into this pathetic crying snivelling heap on the ground.

EDIT NO 2
Ok. I don't like Nheira anymore liao. HeSheIt is such a weirdo lar!! That is if the source is accurate lar but the source is sooo damn convincing that I have no words to say anymore. I learnt my lesson. Now I have to be like extra extra careful when finding hot guy already. Peng tiao ok! Can't believe this can. Now everyone will think I am lesbo lar!!

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Omg I cannot stand it anymore. I have to introduce you to this person before I burst and die a horrible death!


KESHYR NHEIRA

Who is so fucking awesome if I may add. I am sooo officially over Mikey Way the really old guy.

Omg and Nheira is like sooooo super short right!? Even worse than Ruki lei! Much much much worse. Apparently he is only 161 cm can!! Peng tiao. But he totally has Ruki's vibe lar. Short short fat fat wih huge head and hair. Omg they can be like twins lar!

Except I think he is still in school?


Pic of Nheira in high school

OMG HE IS SO COOL LAR YUFSDCFTUIJ

Ey don't play play k! He is German Japanese lar hor. In 2006 he released his first manga. And he is a manga-ka + musician with his work published in US Europe and Japan. His drawings are so damn fucking nice lar!

Here's one awesome one

He is also very influenced by the visual kei scene and music and whatever stuff lar. Nheira has released alot of books and a magazine on fashion.

AND OMG HE ALSO HAS A SONG!

"Bakamono no Uta"

That song is so damn nice okay!! I think it is nicer that Distorted Daytime and Leech lar! Sorry don't kill me Jas but it's true. He is such a good screamer and his voice has a certain feel to it. PLUS HIS CACKLE IS FUCKIN SMEXY Btw I wanted to download the song but cannot! Cos I guess he didn't release him officially or something. So I had to grab it off his MySpace page which is like stealing!! I am shocked at myself. I never ever steal from hot guys lar! Especially Japanese hot guys!!



His idols are Alice Nine, The Gazetto and Miyavi! I can soooo relate lar. My idols too! Except maybe Alice Nine not that much lar. But nvm I will like them because Nheira like them!!! He even took picture with them okie!! Nheira's hobbies are staring (wtf?!) and sleeping. His specialty is strangeness, likes the colour black and his fav drink is milk.

I can bet his idol is Ruki lar!! Sounds just like him. Plus he soooo super short some more. That's it. I'm gonna follow this guy around until the day I die. I think he is still quite young since he is still in school. But then again right, looking at all his accomplishments it doesn't seem likely that he is still in school lar! Maybe he just pose with the school uniform or something. Whatevs I still wanna marry him.



Nheira currently resides in Tokyo, Japan and has lives and rehearsals and stuff. At first when I found him on Deviantart I was like yeah he's pretty but why is everyone like worshipping him?! Well yeah, I know now.

HEHE I LOVE THESE SCARY SHORT MIDGETS LAR

Nheira's MySpace and DeviantArt.
Go and check him out this second and listen to the whatever Bakamono song on his MySpace. You'll love it.

Sexiest Daddy Ever.

The Sexiest Daddy Award goes tooooo

*drumroll x8178166716127*



Dooodooodooo! Adeline Jong lar who else?!

HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY SEXY

You are the worst father ever on Earth lar. You should go and take parenting lessons lei! Always abusing me only. EVIL. Like the other day you didn't let me play Tekken until I said Happy Birthday to you like 8712617637153 times. Mean lar! Oh and btw change your hideous PSP strap thingey which says game or something. It was blinding me the whole time I was playing Tekken.

And I just realised also that Omma haven't wish you happy birthday lei. SO I WIN RIGHT?

I also realise that this is our 14th year of friendship. Wootwoot! Next year must go out and celebrate the 15th year lei! Go spa or something and let fishes nibble the dead skin on our feet. When is our anniversary ar?

Let's hope we can get into the same med school.

And go to Japan together.

ILU ADZ

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I got my laptop reformatted again but this time I managed to keep all my files. This is thanks to Adz bro who is like the best person in the world k! He only charged RM20 for his service and still save my files for me some more! Unlike the PC Image biatches in Saberkas who just destroy your files in the blink of an eye and charge RM50 for it some more! Jibai man! So rude again. Oy people ask for reformat because they need it ok! Nor for song song go reformat wan la ho! You think people wanna willingly give you RM50 meh!!! Dammit.

That's why I say. Must go to Adz bro, Augustus if wanna do whatever stuff to your computer. Will not rugi wan I tell you.

SEE I AM PROMOTING HIM LEI

And I also hate myself lar! Cos I am soooo itchy hand to install the stupiak patch lar!! I just wanted to make my desktop look like Vista and Mac combined mar.

Oh ya ho I also asked Augustus whether can install Vista instead of XP but he say better not cos my laptop is too slow.

:(

I am very sad.



WARNING : DO NOT EVER PATCH THAT FUCKING SHIT TO YOUR PC OR YOUR PC WILL BE CORRUPTED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT UNTIL CANNOT EVEN LOAD TO THE STARTUP SCREEN

That fucking shit is the UX Theme Multipatcher. Beware. It kills and sucks RM20 out of you.

OMG suddenly I become such a computer geek lar. Eew




PS : Please do not ask me why Adz is my Daddy. I will not answer.

PPS : OMG I BOUGHT KOLO MEE FROM THE HOTTEST PIECE OF SHIT EVER TO EXIST IN THIS PLANET. HE HAD AN EARRING IN ONE EAR *swoon*

140th Post.

I ate something totally weird today.

MAGGIE MEE POPIAH

Omg. I thought it was gonna be cooked Daddy Mee inside but it was the raw one. I was so shocked that my hair went flat straightaway. That's why my hair was flat throughout school until go home time le.

Taste a bit Mummy Monster (sp?) and popiah poi. Don't totally hate it and I like the crunch factor.

Btw everyone reading this must go to the St. 3 Food & Funfair k! I promise there will be a lot of creative exotic food like maggie mee popiah!

:D




PS : I am on hiatus until end of exam. Will only blog crap thing once in two weeks.

PPS : Why do people who finish other people's share of food still get extra food ar? And also why I not wrong also get scolded for starting a fight ar? Why other people run away I also get into trouble ar? Don't know how some people think lar. Motherfucker.

Of Perverted Vocalists.

HAPPY 27th BIRTHDAY RUKI



Will your hair stay hot and smexy like that forever? It's a thousand million times better than having that frizzed-up hair which was worse than Gene Simmons'. First it was soft waves which wasn't too bad. And then it started to evolve to Maggie Mee. And after the Maggie Mee it became something so bad that I cringe looking at your pictures.



I still love perverted vocalists like you though.


Reita on left and Ruki on right

I love you but do you and Reita plan on becoming twins?! I swear I will never be able to tell you guys apart now if it wasn't for the noseband. Can't believe it. First you're gay and then now you're twins. Wtf. Reita's hair is a bit lighter in colour though. DON'T YOU THINK HE LOOKS EFFING SMEXY FROM THE BACK YUM. And really random but how come your hand is so damn tiny? No wonder you can't press the buttons fast enough to play action games XP

Anyway. Sorry that this tribute is so damn belated. Hope you had fun on your birthday.

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Had a new modelling and photoshopping session with the little Simmies. I got bored on Sunday.



Meet Ruki Jr. CAN YOU TELL I AM TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH RUKI I know he doesn't look half as perverted as the real human Ruki does but whatevs. His eyes are totally photoshopped. Fake wan. They don't look that way in-game. I also puffed out his cheeks and shortened the chin. I made the hair poofier too.

I have a real knack for faking things and twisting truths to turn them into vile cruel lies.



Photoshopped the face and the eyes. He looks so evil. I love it.



The set completely fails as you can see.




Ruki Jr being emo and drinking beer which is about 872673672637 metres away from him.



The action says "Shoot Self" but I don't see how it is even close to shooting oneself.



Ruki Jr having a hangover.



PS : I update useless things. Bear with me.