Meh.

ARRGGHHHH Biology really gets to me. To every person out there who heard me declare that I would stone anyone who dislikes Biology, I apologize profusely. I didn't mean it, honest.

Anyway the point of this post is not to complain about shitty Biology but to promote Opera the ultimate browser.

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Guys seriously, Opera is fucking bloody cool. It's like a bajillion times faster than Firefox and not to mention IE. Also I find that YouTube lags less on it, or maybe that's just my bias talking. Plus I think that Opera customizations are much nicer than that of Firefox's, more sleek and smooth. Damn bloody chio man. I don't know why but a lot of Firefox's themes look glitchy, even the popular ones and I hate that cause it makes me look like an idiot when I use them. Here is a page you should visit to get more info about why Opera is better than Firefox.

So for all of you freakin losers out there still using Firefox, wth are you waiting for! Download Opera now, right this second, immediately. You won't regret I swear.

Spent last night customizing my new desktop too, besides drooling over Opera. Wanna see?

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Pretty right? At first I used DellDock but realized that it kinda failed because the customizations are like bleh. So now I'm using RocketDock, which is better than StarDock to me.

Ok w/e I know you guys are not interested in that spam about my chio browser and desktop. Imma show you something you'll definitely be interested in, specially the girls.

Click the link to see cause I can't stand to put the actual image on my beautiful blog, it's so badly edited and totally hideous. But the subject of the image itself is pretty hot. Parental advice needed for this one.

WAI HELLO THAR BABY.

Amazed? Yes. Quit denying it. I know you are. I also know for a fact that you haven't seen anything as big as that in your entire life.

But seriously, Taec, what the hell are you thinking about?! In the middle of a performance? I know you want Jay, but you can wait till later in the dressing room ok?! Honestly, you made me shat bricks and exploded my female organs. I think he stuffed it thoughLook at the stark contrast of his skinny ankles and the bulge above!1!!11!1!!! Damn, manly Taec is manly. He has my full respect, srsly. Can't say anything more.

Mr. Buck himself is not that innocent. Don't be deceived by his angelic facade. Total faker, that bitch is.

Can you spot it? He even looked at it! Like OH HALP I HAVE TO HIDE MY BULGING CROTCH BUT I CAN'T SO I JUST HAVE TO HOPE NO ONE NOTICES IT TEEHEE.

And Jay too! Omg. That is what 70GB worth of pron can do to someone.

Lol srsly wtf is wrong with you Jay. Homophobic my ass. You're just doing a photoshoot with a bunch of boys alright? No naked girls anywhere. This proves that you have the hots for the rest of the 2PM boys. And random but how come Junho or whoever that is on Jay's right didn't seem like he saw it! I would totally burn it off with my eyes in 3 seconds flat if I were in his place.

Anyway, the manly man in the white pants and the hideous jacket takes the cake. Wtf is wrong with these guys. It's like they purposely turn to the side when they get an erection just to torment girls like me. Jeez. They are going to hell for this, especially Jay who claims that he goes to church every week. Also apparently Jay has gained some weight and gotten even more buff that usual. Here's what came to my mind the second I read the update. Picture's not recent, taken around June 09.

OH HALE NO YOU DIDN'T. Stop working out okay?! That is not sexy bb, that's just gross. Can't stick all the veins bursting out of his arms. Jesus. I get it Jay, you got some nice pecs, but maybe you should start working on your bird legs instead so you won't look like some weird unbalanced midget-like thing. I know I sound mean, but Jay has a short, small frame so he should stick to being lean. Lean is good. Being short and super ripped just makes him look idk kinda fat somehow, like those gross bodybuilders who wear thongs. EW DNW. All the girls are gonna run screaming from him.

And anyway, it's people with concave bodies like these who need to start working out like crazy to get some guns and abs.

Ehem. I'm sorry, I just had to, you know, use a certain blond bassist as an example.

Eh?!

Apparently, our beloved Park Jaebeom is currently working as a mechanic i.e changing tires to earn some income.

WTF. TOTALLY WTF.

Omg lol I was so freaking shocked when I found out that I almost shat myself. Hard. Out of all the jobs available, why a freaking mechanic?! He could have gotten some work flipping burgers or I dunno, maybe teaching little kids to b-boy and whatever. I did not expect this from the guy who fails so bad at driving. And anyway, I thought he was supposed to be attending dancing classes or college or something.

However ngl dirty greasy sweaty Jay in a wifebeater is not that bad of a mental image. Hee.



/random de-stress moment from brain abuse

Ughh.

My life in the seventh circle of hell starts tomorrow at approximately 8 am.

I have to endure 3 weeks of extreme agony and suffering before I can finally burn all my fucking books and never speak BM ever again.

Anyway, that's just me being a bitch due to my brain being too saturated with useless shit. Good luck to everyone sitting for the SPM, especially the four super special girls in my team :)

I Lol'ed.

2PM's comeback in Mnet O Good Concert had me laughing for an eternity. Why so hilarious boys? You guys made me bust a gut, honestly.

Here are the pictures I think are the funniest.



Oh God Khun, please. I've lost all hope in you. And if I woke up and saw Junsu looking at me like that I'd jump out the window and let myself get run over by a 100 tonne truck. 10 times.



No words can describe this picture. Taec's hair is bloody fly.



I like this hairstyle on Taec better than the 2 ponytails one but wtf is that white thing on it. Cobwebs?! And Taec is so fat lol.


And here are the pictures that I love.




Cheerleader pyramid! Although Wooyoung messed up a little. It's fine, baby Woo. I like him best now since he's the best looking one in the band right this moment. Fuck Taec and Khun.


Anyway, I'm really proud of the boys for doing so well without Jay. Though he's probably laughing his head off at the choreography and thanking his lucky stars he'd left the band. Can't imagine Jay in ponytails and doing a synchronized dead zombie dance. OH THE MENTAL IMAGE, IT BURNSSS. I can't watch a few parts of it without killing myself. There's the broken hip part, the Spiderman crawling part and whatnot. Damn, JYP you must be on some really good shit.

Credits : Omona They Didn't!




PS: Someone brick me please. SPM is in 5 more days. And yet, my mind is still wandering.

Listen To My Heartbeat.

I'm sure you can hear it wherever you are cos I AM SO FREAKING NERVOUS ABOUT SPM OMG.

I just know I'm gonna fail History. I can't seem to get anything into my brain. But that's only cos the topics we've learnt are so fucking boring. I mean, around 3 quarters of the syllabus is about Malaysia Malaysia Malaysia. All that crap about Malaysia being so great for gaining independence without bloodspill and whatnot. Like I even care! Actually, I would have preferred it if the British stayed here. Then we would all speak perfect English and learn world history instead of this juvenile crap and be listed as one of the First World countries.

DAMN I AM SO ASHAMED OF BEING A MALAYSIAN. I WANT TO DIE RIGHT NOW.

And I also want the bloody bastards who wrote the History syllabus to die with me. Bitches. They ruined my whole life. They made me memorize 19 chapters of insignificant shit that would be totally useless to me in my higher studies.

Eat shit and die seriously.



01:59PM

Random but I can't believe JYP cooked up this huge burning cauldron of shit for all the fans out there. 2PM's latest album is named 01:59PM! Omg. Appropriate title is appropriate. I hated the two new songs, Getting Tired Of Waiting and I Was Crazy Over You, but the latest release Heartbeat is like the BEST. SHIT. EVER. I swear, I was hyperventilating throughout the whole thing and being extremely close to tears. It was so beautiful, SO DAMN BLOODY BEAUTIFUL. Disagree with me and I'll make sure you won't have a heartbeat anymore. I'll admit it's kinda weird though, like it doesn't have a definite tune. But it was great all the same. I adore how the beats are the boys' real heartbeats. And once again, 2PM managed to be so different from all the other korean boybands and reaease a song which is so far out from the typical kpop standards. Genius, JYP, genius. I love you SFM.

Anyway I am so shocked at the boys' new images. Hot, but I can barely recognize half of them. 6 packs and whack biceps magically appeared on them in two months. Omg. And Wooyoung is sooo black. Ew. He is not my little mandul baby anymore.



Woodong totally does not look right tan. His hair suits him though.



Junsu stay away from the knife please. You look so damn different from before. I bet your mother doesn't even recognize you.



I think Chansung looks pretty ok.



Junho has weird hair.



And Taec has even weirder hair. Wtf. Glad to see he still has the eyebrows though.



KSDTDTFYSU WHAT HAPPENED KHUN!!!! WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO YOU!!

Not sure if I like their new concepts very much. They all dress like total mansluts now since their prime stripper is gone. THIS IS SO WRONG. HOW CAN ANYONE THINK DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT KHUN AND WOOYOUNG?! THAT'S JUST SICK. IT'S LIKE BEING A TOTAL PERVERT OVER NEWBORN BABIES.

Anyway JYP's saying that Jay will make a definite comeback, and that it's only a matter of time before he does so I'm not that spazzy about Jay's sudden disappearance anymore. Maybe he'll be back for the album after this one? I mean, he can't waste 5 years of contract can he?! And I don't think JYP that evil genius businessman would let Jay stay in Seattle when Jay can rake in billions of dollars for him. Come on. Can you imagine all the hype Jay would cause if he came back? All the Hottests would empty their bank accounts buying all of 2PM's merchandise. But anyway, whatever happens, here's one last awww-worthy picture of Jay to remind everyone how cute he is.



I dunno wtf is that red cherry thing on his shirt though.

And I listened to most of the new songs in the new album. Omg so sad. All of them are so freaking emo. Totally appropriate for the situation. I don't think I can handle the album promotions, MVs and performances without Jay though. He was just always there, and it's difficult to watch the other boys go on without him :(




PS : At this rate I'm going I'm confirm gonna fail all 11 papers in SPM.

Last Day.

We had a pizza fest in tuition today.